Sameer Naviwala
When you try to quietly sneak around the house at night

When your teacher asks you a question when you’re not paying attention and you get it right.

After answering:

In your head:


How I react whenever I get a compliment:

That moment when you noticed someone’s copying you…
I miss being a little kid. You fall asleep in the sofa and magically transfer to your bed.

Now my mom’s just like

GET THE FUCK UP AND GET IN YOUR ROOM!

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During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36.
Me: well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.